The written accounts in this blog* are recorded by a dyslexic, myopic, and grammatically challenged world traveler** suffering from a touch of A.D.D., possible colorblindness, mild retardation, a depleted vocabulary, gambling “issues”, suspected hereditary alcoholism, and an acute case of necrophobia***. The words and pictures contained within will be chronicling the poker tournament circuit and the lifestyle lead by the big boys of poker and the aforementioned donkey****. By no stretch of the imagination are the tales documented here are to be taken literally or figuratively. Those with thin skin will have no need to partake in the experience because all forms of animal, vegetable, and mineral will be dissected, discussed, insulted, praised, slapped, heckled, tickled, and pointed at.